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Dumps like a truck, truck, truck...

THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

Created on 2006-11-29 23:12:55 (#11721734), last updated 2009-10-22

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Name:	Lauren "Tons of Fun" Lerios
Birthdate:	1983-02-21
Location:	Fatty Fatty Two-By-Four, California, United States

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I've gotten fat. Now I'm trying to avoid getting any fatter. (Something had to be done before the daily rotation and gravitational pull of the universe was knocked off kilter due to the size of my butt and my daily danish intake, Kids.)

So sit back in your Sharper Image massage, vibrate & heat trio rocking chairs, kick up your heels, light those big chewy cigars of yours and get ready to watch me bitch and moan about sweating to the oldies, chugging soy shakes and drooling over a carrot stick dipped in Tabasco.

Isn't this going to be a thrilling journey?

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ankle weights, celery, ex-lax, girdles, richard simmons, spray on deodorant, stirrup leggings, sweat pants

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